Peanut butter and chocolate. Franks and beans. Cookies and milk. BACON AND ANYTHING!

Everything should just taste like bacon! Or everything should have bacon on the side. Or maybe everything just should look like bacon!

Mmmvelopes are bacon-flavoured – every time you lick the envelope gum, you get a tasty reminder of smoky, dead pig. There’s no bacon in Bacon Salt® products. Buy mmmmvelopes right here!

Baconnaise is the ULTIMATE bacon flavored spread. Use it on sandwiches, burgers, salads, dips, sauces, chicken, fish and fries. Buy it here!

This is just freaky!

Bacon Keds!

Bacon bandages. Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. Available right here!

Bacon Air Freshener!

A new adventure in soft drinks, Diet Coke with Bacon is sure to introduce you to a flavorific good time. This drink is so important that it even has it’s own MySpace Page. Who needs Diet Coke with lime or Cherry Coke when you can go sugar free while getting your daily dose of bacon? Drink up my friends. From bacontoday.com

I proudly present the bacon briefcase