WINWIN
Yoness, So I guess you’re here because you read the mag an you wanna WINWIN. So take a look at the prizes, and tell us what you wanna win, and why you should be winning it in the comments below.
The BSxLL CUFF, hand made lined leather 13 inch laptop case from Lois Leather Lounge.
Fresh pairs of Skull Candy 'phones
Top to toe outfit in your size from Emerica, Altamont and éS
Sidewalk Istedgade series board by Christian Funder
The Brodle, a sandal for the brothers by Lois Leather Lounge.
Gavekort from Street Machine, and you know they got some fresh shit you want
I’d really really really really really like to win the Emerica outfit. My toes are cold and my belly button need to be covered or else it wil catch a cold!
I wanna win the Emerica/És/Altamont stuff! I really think that wearing skateboard clothes will compensate for my lack of actual skateboarding skills and finally transform into the fancy skater i always dreamt about being(or at least just looking like) . Or else it’s back to Jack n’ Jones and being miserable the rest of my life… You’r call..
I’d like to winwin some fresh pair of Skull Candy ‘phones, cause all I have is some really lame iPod ones at the moment and that sucks, because I can’t feel/hear the beats while listening to any kind of music! That sucks.
If my argument isn’t good enough, just hook me up with the fresh deck from Sidewalk; to me that board is a piece of art!
I NEED the laptop case, my Mac is getting it’s ass kicked everytime i take it out, and it’s kind of sad…
And i NEED to WINWIN the Emerica outfit since my fave Emerica cardigan, bought 4 years ago in a skateshop in Brooklyn, is so beat up and i need new kicks…
So i should def. WINWIN the PRIZESPRIZES!
I would love to winwin the top-to-toe (3) or the Streetmachine vouchers, cause losing weight (lost about 40 kg so far) means changing your wardrobe often and thats expensive!!
My new mac´s freezing like a football-streaker…right now its still packing 13 inches, but this classic danish summer is gonna cause severe shrinkage!
I fear I’ll wake up to a mini eeepc-notepad-thingee, let me WINWIN the mac-burka, and let me preserve my electronic manhood…
Btw a Dane just scored a goal for the Kiwis, so the way I look at it, you owe us…bigtime
Yo I need to win the Altamont stuff. I mean I NEED to win it. Fucking cab hit me and trashed my beloved Altamont shirt. Now I’m spending my spring break on the couch with a broken collarbone and stitches i my face. Give a guy a fucking break!
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“‘ `” Give me the sandals or I shoot the cute antelope. I’m in my Big Lebowski phase and I need ‘em to go with my robe for long walks on the beach.
Learning to skate is a bitch and my converse kickers and cheap monday jeans is getting trashed to the bones – so I am in dire need of skateboard gear, so WINWIN no. 3 or 5 should be for me – that way I can skate as a motherfucker all summer AND afford new fucking camera gear to document every little baby step! Hook a fellow snowboarder up will you?
* btw almost managed a kickflip earlier – and kudos to Toni E!
i guess IIIIII gotta be the winner of those headphones ’cause you guys were givin’ me that name back in 2002 & i guess for some kind of reasons.. since you’re very smart people & my headphones are broken & i would love to listen to some new mixtapes & ssoooooo.. bring it on & send them over here! & if you don’t care about that: MALI needs some headphones too since she’s 2,5 years now & i mean.. she’s kickin’ it! MAD LOVE!
I need my luck to change, thats why I need to WINWIN – I lost my job so I can’t afford new stuff at the moment.
I wish I would find a new position soon, I been unemployed since December. Which means there was no Christmas gifts and at my birthday in January I only got a card – I think I deserve to WINWIN the outfit from Emerica, Altamont and éS. So I can show up for my next job interview in a great outfit and rule the interview. If I WINWIN I would not only see it as a gift, but also as my birthday present and christmas gift – I need to WINWIN, so I my luck can change.
My mac would look foxy in leather, my Iphone would make sweet love to the Skull Candy ‘phones, with the board underneath me I would rule the ramps – even the sandals or the gift voucher would make me look hot, so bring it on!
YO! The gift card for Street Machine is mine. Why? When i won the danceoff at the Bitchslap release at Kødboderne i busted a huge hole in my black jeans. I need a new pair to prevent me from exposing my genitals. Im sort of the one-pair-of-jeans kinda guy, so i’m pretty fucked. Add to that: The dope stussy-shirt i won in the danceoff is unfortunatly too small! This time around i’ll pick my own clothes at Street Machine!
The dopest regards
I promise to do something good to an old lady or something if i win…I would like the sandals or the computerbag, and yes, i should have it… Because… I have always wanted a pony…my WHOLE LIFE ive wanted a pony, and i havent got one, i will probaly never get one…and that sucks… so if you gave me that leather thing for my puter, og could call it “Blackie” and pretend the puter was a pony, and ride it to work every day………seriously…i WANT A PONY! Fuck!
I really really really wanna win the laptop case. I truly love lamb and will never afford the piece even though it would match the rest of my smoothsness perfectly. Besides that, I’m really good at taking care of expensive things, and would never throw it away (or sell it). The design looks really classic, and Im tired of all these logo-raped or new rave’ish cases, with all sorts of fancy shit on em.
Sadly, my computer is a 15 inch, so therefore, give me the Streetmachine vouchers. I need new shoes anyways.
well, I must be desperate to write this but…hey, I look at me dude, I m french and I’ve lost it all. take this football crap for example. we can’t even win a single freakin’ game. so PLEASE send the sweet EMERICA pack our way so I can shine again and look the part…ahahah.
thanx bro. peace!
I have to winwin Fresh pairs of Skull Candy ‘phones, because i love music and have to work when all my friends goes to Roskilde Festival. I will put them in my ipod and listen to all the good music that are playing at Roskilde. Thanks for a funny and crazy party:)
let me winwin winwin winwin winwin winwin winwin
I am going for the Gandhi look this summer and I really reckon those leather sandals would complete my non violent attire quite nicely.
Listen to all this whining! I should WINWIN the Skull Candy Phones because the crappy sony earplugs I found on the street passed away a month ago. And Yes I am that broke! I accidently spent all my non-existing funds on Distortion and Bitchslap Release parties.. And if I haven’t got any headphones, how am I supposed to cruise around the city on my bicycle? Everyone knows that you can’t ride a bicycle without listening to music. Besides I can’t party with you guys this week because my exams are killing me. By the way, this is not whining. This is just sad.
What up i need some fly ney flipflops! – but fuck i got a bigger foot that 42 can you turn it up to a 43 -44? if not man then i will love to go look for some fly ones in STREETMACHINE!!!LOVE THAT STORE!!
CAN’T WAIT.
and hey have a great sommer!
Im acutally sitting in jail right now, and i realllly wanna win the Emerica clothes. Why you might ask? i was arrested for walking around nude. please help Bitchslap, or i will show up, when im bailed out, at your offices with my dry white skin out
I hope to WINWIN the Skull Candy ‘phones.
The reason is that my current headphones only function in the leaf hear and makes a funny scratch sound on everything I hear. Charming as it is to listen to old records in ‘high fidelity’ with the scratch sound and all, I SOOOO need to upgrade to STEREO otherwise.. I heard a lot of great things about it….
Oy oy bitchslap!I think that i should win-fucking-win the Streetmachine gift voucher, because i’ve been skating my ass of the last couple of months, which is nice! but what is not so nice, is that my carhartt chinos are ripped, my shoes are fucked and my deck basically just sucks. Why i can’t afford to buy new stuff? I work as a dishwasher in a fucking cafeteria getting minimum wage. So this giftvoucher would be a great helping hand to a poorass like me!
This is some dope ass loot, but damn that Istedgade board (4) really stands out for me! I would fucking love to WINWIN that! I’d love to be able to show this broad of as mine wherever I go and her undeniable beauty will definitely take the focus off my lack of skills on a board. Plus I’ll bet that her booty has a lot better pop to it than my old Alis board!
Har precis brutit armen och är numera en titanplatta samt nio titanskruvar rikare. Humöret är långt ifrån topp och paketet från Emerica skulle ge mig ny inspiration. Riktigt snygga kläder.
I just broke my arm while skateboarding and now im a titan plate and nine titan screws richer. The mood is far from great and the package from Emerica, Altamont and e’S would give me new inspiration. Love those brands!!
I just booked tickets for Israel this october. You say that “even Jesus will be jealous of” my steez if I’d wear the Brodle. I will bring them to the home of JC and even wear them to the Taybeh Beer Festival in Ramallah:
They don’t have their own state, but they have their own beer – Taybeh. Well, slap me up and call me Cinderella, my foot is even a size 42! Hope to winwin, inshallah.
I’d like to wear that top-toe-thingy. I simply need more jizz in my hipster-wardrobe!
- can you add some coke?
i’d like to winwin the fresh pairs of skullcandy ‘phones so i can listen to some dirty beats and naughty drops. and then i can think about you guys from bitchslap magazine.
My situation is that im broke, and i need to get my boyfriend a present, because its getting fuckin` embarrassing that it has been 3 months since his birthday. so pleeeaaseee let me win the Emerica clothing, so i can give him some sugar!! Also because all his clothes got stolen on Roskildefestival, so he needs it
Besos
I REALLY NEED THE SKULL CANDY EARPHONES…
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About a year ago i brought a pair of Skull Candy earphones and i had them for like 3 or 4 week when my friends dog wrecked them… then i had no earphones for 2 month. i got enough money to buy some new. when i was opening the box i used a knife. i cut the wire with an accident… then bought my nr. 3 pair of earphones and are they also broken. they can play bur they are hold together by dock-tape. i really need some new!
Olli:)
I really need the sandals, because i´m Jesus.. the problem is that i have lost my own, and in the last hundred years my peoplewhobelieveinme curve have been going down.. but i think Jesus here needs a makeover, so the 500, the skull candys and the skateboard would be really nice.. how cool could it be to be skater jesus
-LOOOOVE Jesus
I wanna win The BSxLL CUFF, because my old half broken Macbook needs a new pleasant home for itself! Maybe if he has a new home, he will work harder for me!
Blessings!
Ain’t got no money, I’m broke as heeeeel. Can you spare the SKATEBOARD? That’d really get some pop under my trés! I love you all.
i want to win #2 the earphones,and i should win because i will tell every1 good stuff about you and post good stuff about you on youtube,myspace,& facebook therefore making you even more famous and trust me i know lots of ppl and btw i have 550 friends on facebook!!!hope i win! ~ <3
^^^ & im extremely broke!!!
I need too winwin item #3 – the attire for the raw gentlemayn. Main bulletpoint in this presentation has to be, that i would wear it as it is supposed to. I need to clothes that are not LRG (well not that i’m giving up on LRG – hells no), but i need to adverse my clothing. This attire is casual – so am i, it’s colourfull – i am not (yet), it’s raw – i sure as hell am.
So for the sake of good style, for the ladies and for this winter getting to be all that in all aspects – hand me this attire and i will wear the shit out of it! No BS!
Love, James
Hola, bitchslappers, well I need to win that Emerica, Altamont & éS outfit…cause, well basicly my wardrobe sux, and I get no love from hipster girls in the threads I’m sporting – And I can’t afford a fixie-bike, which would probably do it otherwise!
I can’t skate for shit anymore, so the board would be wasted, my earplugs are fine for summerweather – I can’t imagine getting ANY kind of female attention in leatherloafers(?!) and I have no use for a laptop and thus no use for a laptop-bag.
AND i would even send you a hundred DK’s so you can send them to Berlin! payola! & i promise i’m gonna dance next time – even though i HATE dancin’ to other music than hip-hop! that’s the biggest price i can pay! gzzzzzzz – but i would do it for’em! so – ppllleeaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee let Mali & me winwinwinwinwin – we absofuckin’lutely deserve those headphones & you know it! Arohanui!
Hey.
I would like to win the Emerica clothes or the headphones, cauz i need to “street up a bit”.
I moved 100 km outside of CPH a couple of years ago, and the clothes sucks in the country. The best shop around is the local farmershop “land og fritid” were all I can get is f*^¤#=+ Blue Kansas workwear, or clothes for riding af horse, that really sucks, it dosent impress my sister at all…
TP
Dude no offence but unless you’re a real country bumpkin and actually boning your sister, what does that matter if she’s impressed?
Let me win those Lois-Leather-Sandals; so I can mince around the coffee shop, reading Lady Chatterley’s Lover, harping on about of sensual forms of feminine self expression, to girls, 10 years my junior, who are first year english literature students, and of whom I am trying to bed; like the long haired, toe proud, vest wearing, new age man that I am and shouldn’t be, as it is obviously creepy.
Having a hard time picturing me in those sandals? Think Tim Robins character in High Fidelity. Only without the Kung-Fu skills and therefore way gayer.
Are you a 42?
all of the gift choices are more than welcome by me. it is hard to choose from between. my reason is because i appreciate it all-do not even bother to choose.
45 – Bummer. To big and mincie.
Hand me one of those emerica outfits, tired of these old bloody fisherman’s hand-me-downs. Also, I tend to do the whole water-to-vodka thing when I’m out getting my drink on – But people keep ratting me out to the bouncers ‘That fucking guy in the dress!’ – Judas style player hating!
i wanna winwin the istedgade board, cos i just got my two city fellas boards jacked by some fuck’d up douche, so i really gotta smash his brains out with something he’ll never forget. …also i cant jus’ not be skatin.. i need a board dudes.
I want to win the BSxLL laptop case because if just spend all my hard earned money on a new macbook pro. I bought so i could go on with my graphic work, and if i one day fall on my bike, my computer wont be protected and then… craaaash! Then i cant get a new one because my money is gone, and i cant afford a new one. Seriously guys, help me!
Oy fellas. Let me win the streetammo gavekort. All my clothes is filled with oil from bike fixin’, so i cant get my sexy look on anymore. thats pretty bad when you have to make up with some chicks. they dont dig to get down with you, if you’re wearing an fucked up oiled shirt. maybe she thinks it’s okay if it is from streetmachine? You will never know before you know!
Ha ha! DUDE! Do you think the guys at Street Machine would be stoked on your mess up? That’s gonna take some ass kissin!
Well, what can i say.. I’d like some clothing or gift-card for clothing ’cause:
- I’m so poor, I have to stitch the only decent pair of pants i got, to prevent my dick from hanging out.
- I’m not living up to my neighborhoods standard. Is it MY fault, that Le-Fix chose to open up below me?? Fuck you, Benny & Anderson!
- I’m so pretty, that my rags makes me look like a tulip wrapped in month-old 3-stjernet salami. And that’s not a good thing..
- When I take my vintage, italian flexi-bike for a ride, it’s coolness annulls me.. I cannot be seen!!