For those who were still alive by the time Saturday hit with its last day of Distortion, very impressive! But also very sloppy and smelly. That foam pit may look soapy and sanitary but it was definitely NOT. Ew. Fyi, all the sticky crusty remnants of stuff you’re washing out of your laundry today isn’t “foam”.
You’re all gross.
Your filthy self-indulgences and overall moral degeneracy immortalized for eternity thanks to the photography skillz of the tolerant and long-suffering Bobby Anwar.
Enjoy your tetanus shots, see ya’ll again next year! 💩