Alright you spoiled fucking brats. Last effort was piss poor. Honestly, no one won cos you didn’t deserve it. You know what? Where we come from people would start street brawls to get something free. Here? No, you just get your mummy to buy it. You make me sick.
With that out of my system, we’ve got this super sweet Alien Workshop x Keith Haring x Dylan Rieder board. That’s a lot of names for a useless bit of wood. Dylan is the guy that all the dudes wanna be and all the girls wanna fuck. Stay away from those types of people, they’re no good for your health. He skates like some sort of sexy romantic dude that will steal your girlfriend as well. It’s all too easy. His girlfriend is hotter than your mum and people dedicate shit to him. Disgusting. I can’t wait to get this out of the office. It reminds me of my mediocrity.
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