Hello.
We’ve run out of anger, but we’d sure as hell love to hear all about yours.
To help us make our Fuck You section the BIGGEST we’ve EVA done – please submit your fuck you comments below ad we almost promise to put them in print.
Here are a couple of examples from our friend Jesus to get you started.
Fuck you Satan, global warming is all your fault.
Fuck you for wearing your helmet in the supermarket
Fuck train rides that involve a bus
Love from Dick and Nanny
Fuck you for not even commenting yet.
FUCK YOU old dude that told me to move when he was crossing the road and my bike wheel was slightly touching one of the stripes!
Fuck you Nick and your fucking watermelon/acid trip last night at the office. the place looks like a fucking mess with small pieces of watermelons and shit all over the place. I fucking hate you and your fucking brother from a different mother. piss off and fuck you.
Your faithfully
Marco
Fuck you for serving me drinks last night!
fuck you people spitting in the streets so my dog steps in it and brings your gross saliva into my house.
Fuck you for NOT serving me drinks last night!
Fuck you, whoever stole my bike this week…! I had just replaced the tire…
Fuck you for making me think you liked me, and then just cutting me off out of the blue.
Hey future you fucking DICK! Where’s my fucking JETPACK/HOVERBOARD?! Fuck you ever so much.
Yours truly, Sir Beef Supreme.
Fuck you for not accepting my friend request on Facebook, but accepting 13 other strangers.
FUCK YOU fellow Danes for not knowing how to behave with a normal measure of courteous behavior in an urban environment.
FUCK YOU Copenhagen service workers for taking advantage of the fact that you get e real salary rather than have to work for tips.
Fuck you for farting in the s-trains and acting like it’s no biggie!
fuck you tuborg for sponsoring me with a massive headache, next time i´ll be drinking carlsberg!
and…FUCK YOU I WON´t DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
fuck YOU – for tellin’ my i’m the one who’s disturbing your life while you’re fuckin’ up mine!
FUCK you – for buyin’ the last pair supra vaider in my size!
fuck you for makin’ traintickets more expensive than takin’ a flight!
fuck you for makin’ me feel like i love you!
fuck you – whoever’s responsible for that – for makin’ me not see the most beautiful person i know for the last two years!
i was gonna say: fuck YOU for tellin’ me i’m DESTRYOING your life, while you’re fuckin’ up mine! & so: fuck you for teachin’ me russian in school instead of english!
& by the way – fuck you one more time for smokin’ my last weed!
Fuck you and your fucking lack of fucken vocab. Cunt!
FUCK YOU Jantelov for still being a part of Danish society
FUCK YOU for not gripping my new deck, as i politely requested!
FUCK YOU for ripping off!
FUCK YOU for not getting all of my fuckin’ allusions!
FUCK YOU for making a completely meaningless facebook group!
and last, FUCK YOU for being such a fuckin’ poser everytime a camera is around!
.. so nice to get all that shit out!
OV! Fuck you tømmermænd.
Fuck you for taking my spot on the 350S bus, when you only have to go to Nørreport and I have to go all the way out on Amager. Take the fucking 5A – the most frequent bus in all of fucking Copenhagen. FUCK!
FUCK YOU piece of shit wannabe boss who thinks that girls wearing the right color shoes are better waiters. AND FUCK YOU lazy chain smoking bitches for letting me work my ass off to get a 1000 kr tip that I have to split with you: I hope your future jobs will be whiping shit in fucking sewers!!
Fuck you exams for making me study 3-dimensional vectors while its sunny outside
Fuck you last week of thesis writing!
Fuck Farmville and other useless applications that people spams me with!
Fuck you rudekuverter
And fuck me for spending too much time on the internet instead of finishing my thesis, so I can pay those fucking rudekuverter.
well fuck you for me being soo fucked up that everything i do ends up a huge bunch of shit and chaos. plus fuck you for making me hate myself and my nice piece of ass.
Fuck all of you.
Fuck you Eyjafjallajokull for being so effing difficult to spel that I have to google you everytime. Oh, and fuck ashclouds too.
Fuck you for kicking me out of tuborg havn everytime i skate there!
Fuck you for going to Amsterdam and not inviting me with you
FUCK YOU kids from the German school that say all sorts of creepy racist shit when yur wasted and act like it’s okay cuz you were drunk. Fuck you.
FUCK YOU shy people that make me feel guilty for being extrovert.
FUCK YOU people that wear Ed Hardy shirts. Your day of reckoning will come!
FUCK YOU bottom of the Austrian ski piste that’s all mooshy cuz of stupid ass global warming!
FUCK YOU – Mark Urban, for telling me my work is awesome, and you’d love me to do some commercial shoots, and then just posponing it for weeks, before you decide that “Now is not a good time”!
FUCK YOU – For telling me Maersk is mad at me for spending my winter in France and Norway instead of working offshore! How about just fucking hireing me, instead of expecting me to sit at home, waiting for your FUCKING asses to be in trouble!?
FUCK YOU – for selling me a saddle that doesn’t fit the system on my bike!
FUCK YOU – Sony, for not making a dSLR that has a HD video feature!
FUCK YOU – Biltema, for letting a fat, bearded retard-woman walking arround in your store, asking me if I need help!
FUCK YOU – China, for allowing companies to screw me over! (And for being responsible for poluting the most of all countries!)
Fuck fucked-up genes in ex-wifes family, that you didn´t know about untill after your son is born.
Fuck you populistic politicians.
Fuck war a lot.
Fuck you gold based old school antiquated money system, that lets privately owned Natinal Banks print their own money, and allow them take interests when lending them out.
Fuck you for updating your Facebook status wit what you’ve had to eat.
Fuck you Apple for making me poor. And fuck you iPhone G4 for teasing me like that.
Fuck you self-control for not being there when I need you most.
Fuck San Francisco for being rad. And hard to leave.
Fuck you spanish 2 hour lunch break that makes me get home at 8 pm.
I love you guys – NOT!
FUCK YOU to all the men, they CAN’T live their life… It makes other peoples life DIFFICULT, that SUCKS!!!!!!!
fuck you PLEASE for makin’ me wanna fuck with you everytime i see you!
FUCK YOU a fuckin’ million times for tryin’ to make me feel like i’m a bad mom!
Fuck you whole month of IB exams. When you end, my liver’s gonna be fucked.
Fuck you summer for cramming your ass with so much shit I don’t have time for it all.
Fuck you disgraceful Roskilde lineup.
FUCK YOU for making me feel like a “no real man” aka pussy
FUCK YOU for havin’ everytime the last word
FUCK YOU and zip you together, friend bubble
FUCK YOU self-esteem for let me walk the wrong way
FUCK YOU fear for trying to make me a “NO ROLE MODEL Dad”
FUCK YOU self-abandonment and appreciation for three years on a row without any fucking fuck – FUCK YOU so much
FUCK YOU fucking surgeon for destorting my ..ck
…more FUCK YOUs will be coming soon…
FUCK YOU for makin’ me love you so much that even your new man don’t touch me – i wanna beat his fucking spongeface until my fist is one with his head (uupps)
FUCK YOU for posting pictures of you and other men in touch with you on social networks…FUCK i hate those pictures but i love seeing you lucky and whow – FUCK YOU friend bubble for not recognizing the whole fucking mess…FUCK YOU Tears
…i love the FUCK YOU way
FUCK YOU Bitch thinking i step back. Fuck no…
FUCK YOU new MAN – you better keep invisible for me because this weekend i am out on the Road.
Well that sure is a lot of hate coming out of friend bubble.
FUCK YOU shitbags that pop the semi-logged-on crescent moon thing – fuck you! If u aren’t here to receive shit from people log the fuck off!
Fuck you big brother that tries to be cool by posting shit on this website so that he might make people like him more.
FUCK YOU Life, you can be so damn wonderful. So lets get together and fuck bad thoughts till it’s end.
FUCK YOU FaceFuck for making me wondering how bad a taste can be, guys. This exhibition was the greatest FaceFuck in my life and if i didn’t know ya, i’d like to shit in the corner to paint your canvas with. Sorry, but FUCK YOU for that.
FUCK YOU Bitchslap for making me happy to post all my FUCK YOUs in here
FUCK YOU hope for making me hold on you like a beetle on a culm in the storm. FUCK YOU if the effort don’t worth it!
FUCK YOU – SO much you won’t ever be able to fuck with anyone again for fuckin’ playin’ two games at the same time while makin’ me feel like there’s something special goin’ on between us!
FUCK YOU – Stockholm, for being the hardest place on earth to get weed, on international weed-smokers day (April 20′th – 4.20)!
FUCK YOU – ME, for not bringing enough weed with me from denmark so i actually HAVE TO STOP SMOKING UNTIL I GO BOME FOR SUPLIES. FUCK ME RUNNING AGAIN!
FUCK YOU – Most of the world, for being so fucking ignorant and stupid, that weed is stil illegal!
AND FUUUUUUCK YOU – for making me fuck you, and then you fall in love with me, and then i fuck you again, and then i have to break up with you, and make my self say fuck me for fucking you.
FUCK YOU – for making me the fucking bad guy!
AND FUCK YOU BITCHSLAP – For being so fucking awesome, that i can write fuck you all i want and not getting fucking censured.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU – For….. Yeah, making me feel better now!
Fuck you E bay you mother-fucking ass-hole-celebrating shit-hole.
Fuck you for letting fake companies fuck you over and sell you cheap knock-off’s instead of the real deal.
Fuck you doorman for being completely drunk, strung out and grouse.. telling me how nice it is to see me sober and that my but looks fuckable in that skirt.
Fuck you library for making me #59 on the waiting list for a Cd while making the limit of reservation-time 4 month… how’s that ever gonna happen ?
Fuck you Danske Bank for making me order a bunch of $$$ and telling me to come and get it 2 days later where the exchange rate has gone way up and I have to pay the difference because off your fuckyfucky security system.
Fuck you Aalborg for being so far away and not being inflatable so I could blow you up and fuck the guy I want to fucking fuck.
Fuck you mirror for making my chin look fat from one side but not the other, and Fuck you self-confidence for letting me know.
Fuck you Iphone-stealing Mofo for letting the whole world call home on my expense..
And finally Fuck you Telia and Acer for not taking responsibility for your fucked up nonworking so called “Netbooks” and blaming each other back and forth letting me hang in the middle like an ugly version of man on a wire.
Fuck you all!
Fuck you all very much for moaning and bitching.
Shit now I have to copy paste all that crap hate blood and guts for the page. Fuck you. It’s over right?
Fuck this planet.
YES – This has been written befor, why does it happen so often FUCKERS; “Fuck you for making me think you liked me, and then just cutting me off out of the blue!!!!!?!?!?!??!”
…by the way…FUCK YOU real estate market for leaving me alone with bitch ass dirty flats in sick outskirts to far away from my beloved sons…FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU Sweden and DSB/SJ for being so FUCKING far away and more expensive going to than taking the fucking plane to London.
FUCK YOU so FUCKING much for not being willing to sacrifice the slightest margin of your ass-seated luxury on the train back home from Roskilde Festival forcing 8 others to stand up in cramped positions.
And while we’re at it, FUCK YOU rent and unexpected bills for making me live on canned food and pasta for the rest of the month after the festival.
FUCK YOU friend bubble, for apparently buying multiple flats, most likely for profit, and thereby help making the situation you are whining about..
And FUCK YOU wallet, for being so damn empty..
FUCK YOU – i think you’ve lost your mobilephone in the deep blue sea – there’s no other way to explain why it seems to be so difficult to write a message.
FUCK YOU for fucking me, and fucking me over after fucking me, you fuck
FUCK YOU, lady with the stroller, for thinking you own the entire sidewalk, just because YOU now are stuck with a fucking baby. move the fuck over
FUCK YOU adidas for being so fucking awesome, making my wallet empty every fucking month
FUCK YOU little fucking kid, for using an entire box of hair wax, and falling asleep in the bus against the window, leaving a huge smudge
FUCK YOU old man, for laughing at me when I fell
AND FUUUCK YOU, this page for being so old, too old, for anybody to care anymore
Fuck yea! we hear you arr.
FUCK YOU all… get an update!
fuck you for saying you love me, and then leave