8 reasons why God hates Denmark

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

I stumblen upon this forum called landoverbaptist.net the other day. As far as I can see it’s all about discussing God, christianity and so on.

One of the threads is about Denmark – and why God hates the women-and-child-raping-Pippi-langstrømpe-inventing-climate-hoaxing-alcohololics. To others known simply as “the Danes”.

Not much on that forum makes sense to me despite spending over 2 hours surfing the forum. It was way better than “Til Middag hos..” on TV3 and totally smashed the shit of “Hammerslag” on DR1!!

So, are you tired of all the poor television? check out the 8 reasons HERE (not to forget all of the comments). One of my favourite parts is how they use the Finnish flag then get all fucked off at the half Finnish person that brings it up.

Any other reasons to hate the Great Danes? Comment below!

- Lasse

Say what?

  1. Anne Niluka September 3, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Sorry to dissapoint, but The Landover Baptist Church is a hoax. The forum, along with landoverbaptistchurch.org is hosted by a group of democrats, who are sick of christian fanaticism.
    Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself. Go to

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

    Scroll down to the end of the page, and mark the line between

    “Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert”:

    “End Spoiler Alert”

    See?!

    Låve from ms. smartypants

  2. nanny September 3, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    There’s no way it can be a hoax, I mean they have scientific proof that the earth is flat, which we all secretly know is true.
    See the scientific proof.

  3. Ania February 3, 2012 at 12:38 am

    Actually, that is the Finnish flag pictured. Nobody has any right to hate any country. I love Denmark. The people, the country. Whomever wrote this, I don’t care if it is your true opinion, has something seriously wrong with them. And, apparently has a very small brain. Who gets the Finnish flag confused with the Danish flag!? Supid. That is what kind of a person. A stupid, ignorant, singled minded person. You.

  4. nanny February 7, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    Correct Ania! and the fact that it’s the Finnish flag is indeed mentioned in this 10 line post about a hoax church forum which loves to troll people like you and I.

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