Here we announce the WINWINNERS of the Trailerpark contest we been running for a couple of weeks. I got the fine girls over at Art Rebels to judge their favourites and here you have ‘em below complete with some comments from our lovely judges. If I get around to it, the WINWINNERS will be notified by mail soon.
Congratulations Damsted!
A comment from the judges: We feel sorry for anyone who did acid accidentally among that many strangers! Please stay off those trips at TP and thank God you came back to your senses!
Bad trip at Roskilde Festival. I swapped a sugarcube of homemade E for a hit of powerful acid. As the sun was saying its farewells I grew extremely paranoid. Watching all these drunk people in groups made me think that they were controlled. Manipulated to walk in specific paths to concerts of masspsychosis. And all the camp flags. Ouch. The flags were in on it too together with the wind. Changing direction collectively and somehow a part of the grand scheme of brainwash. I tried walking in the opposite directions of the herds – to demonstrate free will and individuality – to no great success. People commented on my solo behaviour with snarling words. Later I found myself in a corner of all the fences. There was a corner within the corner of the fence..and a corner within the corner of the corner of the fence etc. making me completely lost. Wonder how long I have been standing there lost in a corner of a fence. Some guards appear asking if I’m okay, but their faces melt i ugliness. Hideous facial expressions morphing into absolute disgust. At this point I finally realize that this bad trip is out of control. I want to find the police to get arrested. Claiming that the year was incorrect and that I really needed for the police to send a helicopter with a fresh newspaper with the correct date – I managed to end up in a cell. Now arrested I could be sure to not do harm to myself or anybody else. The paranoia would take no end. The harsh writing on the walls of the cell – including swastikas – started bending and morphing like those ugly faces of the guards on the camp site. My cell neighbour couldn’t stop shouting at the police guards. From her words and voice she seemed heavily drugged too. After some shouting to each other she was set free and so was I an eternity later. Into heavy rain and a long walk back to the festival. Completely soaked and for sure looking awful I entered the camp site. The muddy trails where almost afloat but in my mind the mud suddenly turn to shit. Shit everywhere and I was walking in it to find my friend. Some girls asked if they could help me, but I was too afraid to receive. As I reached the camp my friends were there. They handed me some coke to ease everything up. It worked a little but I couldn’t leave the tent until evening where a shitload of alcohol got me going again. Worst experience ever. Take care <3
Congratulations Tine!
A comment from the judges: That shittin’ story is just too funny and far out! You deserve a bracelet! Please stay off the pills this time ; )
Another on from Roskilde 2 years ago when I arranged to meet with a guy I had a huge crush on. I was going to meet him saturday for some beers in his camp. Friday evening I had been at Roskilde for 4 days without going to toilet to make the “big” thing you know, so one of my friends gave me some pills to fix that problem. I waited all evening and all saturday, but still NOTHING. Saturday evening I went to meet with “my big love” and of course I drank a lot before so i would have the courage to tell him how I felt about him. We sad down together and I started to tell him but then.. Suddently I´ve got this funny feeling inside and exactly 5 sek after i told him that i was in love with him, I shitted myself. And of course I was wearing short shorts that day so he could see it running down my legs when i stood up and tried to run away… This was on of the most fucked up festival experince ever.. And in case you wonder.. I never heard from him again!
Congratulations Jennifer!
A comment from the jury: Thanks for showing us that youtube video! Very funny!!!
I know her very well:-) Thank god that i won, when I told that story out loud:-) My email is Tk010@ofir.dk