Now is your chance to vent your anger or secretly and confidentially express your sweeter side.
We need ONE LINERS for both our FUCK YOU and GIRLS ARE AWESOME pages. And hey, we know girls are awesome because they’ve got nice soft bits and all that so keep it clean you dirty bastards.

Anyways. You got 48 hours from right now to come up with some decent 1 liners otherwise we’re gonna drop the magazine and go to the pub cos you suck as much as everyone else at keeping deadlines.

Inspiration here: (fuck you and girls are awesome pages near the back somewhere)